Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

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who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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A young baby died.

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

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What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

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If i open this door you can go trough it

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Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

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You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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