- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

whats black and strange a paki

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

Miscarriages.

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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