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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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