Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

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why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

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Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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