knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

The Female Orgasm

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

If i open this door you can go trough it

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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