So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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