What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

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What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

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Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

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What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

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Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

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Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

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Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

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In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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