penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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Anti Joke

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