What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

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Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

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i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

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Womens rights

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

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whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

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