- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

"Knock knock." "No."

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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