What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

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Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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Cancer.

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What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

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A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

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How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

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Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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