what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

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Every human being has some kind of penis <3

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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whats black and strange a paki

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

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Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

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WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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VAGINA.

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Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

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Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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Ebola

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what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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