- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Ben Corbishley

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

Penis.

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

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