This statement is false.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

I? Everett

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

Logan's gay

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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