What do you give hobos? Febreeze

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What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

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Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

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mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

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The Big Band Theory

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Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

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Uh, Liz, he is staring at the screen... He says you are right and knows, so he cant get mad, ill trust you both, but it better work, or this one is on me. Oh by the way, yeah he is eating, sorry its late here, and I am the only nurse here about now Ironically this place is full of doctors but they dont seem to give a crap about the man that pays their checks. Doctors said no, Nero said "you are fired" Doctor changes his opinion, glad to see he is taking charge around here, I am just worried about his sleep, he is beginning to halucinate and I doubt any stimulants will help. But fine, ill trust you, sorry, really shaking my boots here, I really do not want to, but this is not about me.

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