what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

Neither did she.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

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