what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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