- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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