- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Womens basketball

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Your mother is so fat.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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