- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

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