- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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