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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

Actually it was me Josh brown

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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