What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

XD Jackass.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

roak

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

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