how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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Want to hear a joke? So do I.

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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