If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Well, that depends if the apocalypse was happening and if there were even any Americans left at all.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What's a joke? Funny

taking out the trash... at night

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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