- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

What do u call a cripple Biv

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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