Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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