What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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