Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

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How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

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What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

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A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

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I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

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I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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