- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

What is your bill about? Clinton

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

what do you call a black guy african american

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

Girls soccer

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

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What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

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