Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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A forty-year-old man forces a young child to strip down and take a shower. The child screams and cries, but the man persists angily. He then carries the child into his bed. The child pleads, "Help! Mom, make him stop!" The mother yells back, "Just listen to him. He's your father and it's past your bedtime." This is a common night-time routine for parents with their first child

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What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

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