- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

i am writing this because i felt like it.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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