I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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Robin, get in the car!

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

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go F*** yourself

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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