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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

What did the teacher do? He taught.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

masturbating on a tarc bus

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

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