- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

your life

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

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