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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

What is your bill about? Clinton

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

You know what's natural? Bears.

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

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