- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

Why are women always wrong? Well, depending on the factors of IQ of said women, location and date, said time period of always can be deemed in every circumstance as incorrect to say the least, and derogatory. These days said derogatory actions are punishable by law.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

why did sally drown cause she was black

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

A seal walks into a club.

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