Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

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A Man, a chicken and a horse walk in to a bar and sit down at the stools near the jukebox. The jukebox is playing Love Me Tender. The Bartender notices the man pull something from his pocket and hand it to the chicken who takes it in her beak and then turns to the horse and passes it to him. "What'll it be?" says the Bartender. "methamphetamines", says the horse ironically.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

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Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

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Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

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White men's rights

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Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

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Do you have emotional issues, ever have a really bad day and just wanna talk call this number (402-314-5287) < N1GGER

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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