- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

THe Election

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

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