What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

Chuck norris

Abortion.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

why dont they make black forks

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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