Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Whats better than Anti-jokes? Mtiscape.com

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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Women's Rights

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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Chuck Norris Dies.

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why was young Ferdinand sad? He had a very rough day. In the morning he woke up. To find a man in his room, and then the man raped him. Then, Ferdinand found out that his whole family was killed by an angry rat. Then, he realized his grandma took away all his Christmas presents and ate them. Then, the angry rat showed up and brutally murdered Ferdinand and ate him. The rat then burped up Ferdinand and his family's bones, and on Ferdinand's bone there was something wrong, indicating that Ferdinand had cancer and would've died the next day anyway. The rat then got cancer from Ferdinand, and it died. That is why Ferdinand was sad.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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