- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

retard

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

boobs.

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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