- Anti Joke

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

Woman rights.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord