There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

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what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

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Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

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Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

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Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

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Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

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Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

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What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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homosexual

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

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Anti Joke

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