- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

Velcro. What a rip off.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

whats funnier than 24? 25

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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