Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

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What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

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What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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