Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

We found a cure for cancer. Death

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

Thats what she said

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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