- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

You and your parents are going to die today

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

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