- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

Knock Knock The doors already open

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

Asians.

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

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