A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

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Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

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Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

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A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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